1. Dear God,
please put another holiday
between Christmas and Easter.
There is nothing good in there now.
2. Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother
but what I asked for was a puppy.
I never asked for anything before.
You can look it up.
3. Dear Mr.
God, I wish you would not make it so easy
for people to come apart
I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
I read the bible.
What does beget mean?
Nobody will tell me.
5. Dear God,
how did you know you were God?
Who told you?
6. Dear God,
is it true my father
won't get in Heaven
if he uses his golf words in the house?
7. Dear God,
I bet it's very hard for you
to love all of everybody in the whole world.
There are only 4 people in our family
and I can never do it.
8. Dear God,
I like the story about Noah
the best of all of them.
You really made up some good ones.
I like walking on water, too.
9. Dear God,
my Grandpa says you were around
when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go?
10. Dear God,
do you draw the lines around the countries?
If you don't, who does?
11. Dear God,
did you mean for giraffes
to look like that or was it an accident?
12. Dear God,
in bible times,
did they really talk that fancy?
13. Dear God,
how come you did all those miracles
in the old days and don't do any now?
14. Dear God,
please send Dennis Clark
to a different summer camp this year.
15. Dear God,
maybe Cain and Abel
would not kill each other so much
if they each had their own rooms.
It works out OK with me and my brother.
16. Dear God,
I keep waiting for spring,
but it never did come yet.
What's up? Don't forget.
17. Dear God,
my brother told me about
how you are born
but it just doesn't sound right.
What do you say?
18. Dear God,
if you watch in Church on Sunday
I will show you my new shoes.
19. Dear God,
is Reverend Coe a friend of yours,
or do you just know him through the business?
20. Dear God,
I do not think anybody
could be a better God than you.
Well, I just want you to know that.
I am not just saying that because
you are already God.
21. Dear God,
it is great the way you always
get the stars in the right place.
Why can't you do that with the moon?
22. Dear God,
I am doing the best I can.
And, saving the best for last . .
23. Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple
until I saw the sunset
you made on Tuesday night.
That was really cool.