PREGNANCY, ESTROGEN AND WOMEN

I found this in "Brandies World journal

Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women
 PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
 

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
 A: No, 35 children is enough.

 Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
 A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

 Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
 A: Childbirth.

 Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
 borderline irrational.
 A: So what's your question?

 Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
but
pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

 Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

 Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
is in labor?
 A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

 Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
 A: Yes, pregnancy.

 Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
 A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

 Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
 normal again?
 A: When the kids are in college.